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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 03:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Should parents force their kids to go to school when they are sick?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Citadel's Esposito says US deficit is a 'ticking time bomb' - Yahoo Finance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Why doesn’t Melania Trump do some more modeling?

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Phillies Place Bryce Harper On 10-Day IL Due To Wrist Inflammation - MLB Trade Rumors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Will ChatGPT make Quora obsolete?

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Has anyone ever tried any specific strategies to stay warm and cozy indoors during the winter months?

Then came..

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are the top AI tools enhancing workplace productivity in 2025?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Voluptatibus dolorem laborum quae.

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Jessica Alba sunbathes in tiny bikini while ‘channeling chill’ on wellness getaway - Page Six

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Chase Field funding bill approved by Arizona House of Representatives, heads to Gov. Katie Hobbs - Arizona Sports

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What are the biggest challenges in training multimodal AI models?

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

The Undervalued Medical Power of Muscle - Medscape